I'm gonna talk to all my strong black women out there and I'm gonna keep it real.....now you know yo man is broke....cuz he was broke yesterday...now why you gonna make him send flowers to yo workplace...frontin...just keep it real...don't be mad cuz he's broke today...find out why you wit a broke man in the first place.....and find out why he's wit a woman who would be with a broke man.... and if you wassant broke when you got together....why are you broke now... and until you figure that out....flowers are the least of yo worries....   

how not to look crazy in 2012....

So......snow three times in one year in a place that it has not snowed in ten years...No I don't know what this all meanss....the beginning of another ice age.....

How not to look crazy while being yourself.....

For those of you who don't know the words to the National Anthem........Christina this is for you......

Oh say can you see by the TV's blue light
when democracy failed and Wall Street was scheming
the jail stripes and iron bars .... left the ghettos in scars
from our sofas we watched .... as the nation was screaming
and the missiles red glare .... star wars nukes in the air
if you're not rich and white ..... then your rights are stripped bare
oh say will that blood-spattered dollar still reign
in the land of corporate greed and the home of the slave

How not to look crazy while being yourself.....

So you want to look better and I'm down with that.....but weaves on preachers are like wigs on babies or wings on a pig....just plain wrong......bad on every level.....and someone will say..."oh it's you", yea if I was a beetle or a freedom fighter or in the movie Coming to America.....but If I'm on stage preaching and I look like I shaved a black sheep in a hurry and threw it up on my head........there you are.....

How not to look crazy while being yourself.....

Have you ever worn something to work so horrible that you tried to stay at your desk all day...you did not even eat or leave for lunch.......

why does an outfit look so cute laying on the bed, but look so horrible on your body once you put it on....